Gobsmacked

WOW.

For the first time in many, many years, I've been left speechless. A few minutes ago, settling down with my first cuppa and fag of the day, I browsed to my email account for the site. There was one new message waiting. A quick click, a brief scan and my mouth dropped open. I still can't shut it.

A 'corporate' group is offering to buy my web domain name. For $5000.

I can't say who they are just yet, but it's a familiar 'brand' in the mainstream 'punk' business. The sort of group I'd normally steer well clear of.

But it's $5000, I don't have a job and this place only cost me a few bucks in the first place. And, as long as I don't use a similar-sounding replacement, I'm free to set up a new space elsewhere on the net.

It's a no-brainer. There's some paperwork to sort out first but, if all goes to plan, it looks like the new owners will be moving in on May 1st.

I'll fill in a few more details later on, I'm a bit all over the shop right now, but this is some of the best and worst news I've ever had.

UPDATE: Things like this only work if you have any readers that are up before noon on April Fool's Day, and who are daft enough to be taken in. I therefore declare Ernest the winner.